Oooo, How Kinky LOL

LOL so I just finished eating dinner right and my dad loves to watch shows like Border Patrol, Highway Patrol, Customs, Borderline...etc. All of those types of shows. And LOL omg so we're watching Customs and it's like Britain right.

So there's this guy who's come from Australia with no working visa just a holiday but they're suspicious that he's working and they open his suitcase to find various items and a note. The note is like a contract and it's for 'The Master and the Slave' and it's all these rules the Slave must follow. This guy who works there reads it out in this monotone voice and LOL. It's like at one part 'The Slave must learn to fulfill the Master's desires' and shit like that. And his suitcase is filled with all these like sex toys and gear and clothing and LOOOL. It was so funny and the guy who works there says 'He's brought a suitcase full of sexual fetish clothing and items' And just the way it was said was so funny. I'm not sure if my mum really got what was happening but I'm sure my dad did coz he started laughing at the guy and my sister was laughing too tho slightly awkwardly.

So the customs officer asks the guy about the stuff and he replies 'Yeah I brought the stuff so that hopefully I can use it while I'm here' HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. He was so open about it LOL. Anyways okay I'll stop now but it was SOOOOOOO funny.

xoxo Bernice