Monday, October 22, 2012

Sculptures by the Sea

So today was a lot more eventful than yesterday. So for 'sport' (in the non swimmers group for surfing :D) we went to see Sculptures by the Sea and it was pretty chill except for getting left behind by the group several times with Viv and Maliha LOL. Oops. It was there that I learnt a few things such as


Skeletons have great balance...


That is one HOT photo! (quoting Maliha there (; )...


How to use an Iphone...


Art can be big shiny bubbles of nothingness...


Sheep/Rams are just the most adorbs/innocent animals :3...

Oh and one last thing...


Vivian is protected by Wilson Security. 

xoxo Bernice


Oooo, How Kinky LOL

LOL so I just finished eating dinner right and my dad loves to watch shows like Border Patrol, Highway Patrol, Customs, Borderline...etc. All of those types of shows. And LOL omg so we're watching Customs and it's like Britain right.

So there's this guy who's come from Australia with no working visa just a holiday but they're suspicious that he's working and they open his suitcase to find various items and a note. The note is like a contract and it's for 'The Master and the Slave' and it's all these rules the Slave must follow. This guy who works there reads it out in this monotone voice and LOL. It's like at one part 'The Slave must learn to fulfill the Master's desires' and shit like that. And his suitcase is filled with all these like sex toys and gear and clothing and LOOOL. It was so funny and the guy who works there says 'He's brought a suitcase full of sexual fetish clothing and items' And just the way it was said was so funny. I'm not sure if my mum really got what was happening but I'm sure my dad did coz he started laughing at the guy and my sister was laughing too tho slightly awkwardly.

So the customs officer asks the guy about the stuff and he replies 'Yeah I brought the stuff so that hopefully I can use it while I'm here' HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. He was so open about it LOL. Anyways okay I'll stop now but it was SOOOOOOO funny.

xoxo Bernice

BEWARE: this post is boring

My day was normal today. I have a couple of posts to write today so yeah (:

Ughhh, I forgot my science book AGAIN today ==' And on top of that I forgot my english book and I honestly don't know where it is right now...this is slightly awkward. Wait actually I think I might know where.  Okay it's probs there, nevermind!

LOL this is such a short and uneventful post but I don't want this to be a part of another post. Alright I'm gonna write a few random things to make this more interesting:


  • My house smells like vanilla and cashmere now :3 (Coz like my mum bought this airwick thing)
  • I don't like feet LOL. I think they're gross. I mean, I love shoes, but not feet. They're just so weird and funky and idk kinda gross :L 
  • I saw three dead baby birds this morning at school :( and one was all bloody D:
  • I have long legs LOL 
  • I can't think of anything else to say as these were just off the top of my head LOL I feel so boring right now

xoxo Bernice

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Omg o.o

So like I was really bored coz idk what to do right now so I decided to go on this game website I used to go on all the time LOL. And look what I found in the new games o.o

http://www.agame.com/game/gangnam-run.html

Slenderman + Psy? Wow. Was not expecting that. I shall occupy my time playing this now..

xoxo Bernice

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Wedding

Hey guys,

Sorry I was so busy yesterday and I didn't manage to post :( I promise I will make it up to you by posting at least twice today? Maybe? I don't know. But I will make it up to you (:

Well yesterday I went to the wedding (congrats to the happy couple! (: Dimitar and Sawin) and we got home at midnight and ugh, I was so tired coz of tutoring in the morning :L

Sawin's (I don't really know her that well but she seems lovely and she's from Thailand) dress was quite pretty and it wasn't like those princess wedding dresses, she went for an elegant one which was like flowy but like kept with her body, like not flowing out and flaring and like being big. It was gathered at the hip in like roses and it was just pretty (: Dimitar (or Jim as I know him LOL) wore a grey suit which I found weird but he was so happy since it was his wedding day and yeah. Congrats to them! (:

The majority of the guests were Bulgarian LOL coz Sawin's family was in Thailand so she only had a few friends (and maybe family but I'm not sure) there. Saw people that I hadn't seen in ages, as well as people with familiar or faces I know just can't put a name to and of course people I didn't know. They had like this table especially for the little kids LOL and they were so cute. This one girl was like running up to everyone's tables as if to say hi or ask something but just as you were to say hi or something she would run off the someone else. And this other girl, towards the time we left, she was like pouring water from one cup to the other and sticking her hand in then drinking it LOL. And then she pulled the skirt part of her outfit down and awws it was funny but in a cute way. And then she just stood there and walked around and every adult was trying to convince her to pull it up until idk if it was her dad or just a friend (but I know him now LOL) and he pulled it up and she tried to put it back down but he whispered something to her and she was convinced LOL.

The food was pretty good except I didn't like the main LOL. And they should've brought more food! I finished the entree in literally 2min and I was so hungry and it was good (swapped with my mum coz I got this thing which I called tofu fish coz it was like tofu but like fish in texture LOL so I got my mum's which was prawns in thousand island sauce and a bit of salad) and I was all thinking, if the food is as good as that entree was I'll be happy. And then it took ages for them to bring the main out :( And since our table was the one with the best view and closest to the main table for the bride and groom we got the food last. Oh well. And I didn't really like the main. One dish was this idk what meat it was I think someone said it was veal or venison (something beginning with a v LOL) and it was in this lemony sauce and it had cauliflower, brocolli and mashed potatoes. The other was cooked salmon on these vegetables and beans on rice. I didn't like any in particular but ate them nevertheless.

The dessert was the best. There wasn't much unfortunately so I wish you could've asked for seconds LOL. It was the wedding caked of course (which was actually nice seeing how normally it's a fruit cake o.o and this one was like chocolate with many thin layers of cream so it was perfectly balanced, as well as a scoop of vanilla ice cream and one strawberry which was sliced into quarters. The cake was this tiny square on the plate and heaps of people didn't even eat theirs :( But it would've looked bad if I was being retarded and walking amongst the tables and grabbing plates of dessert LOL. Awks if I did o.o

Okay sorry I don't really have any pictures coz later they switched off the lights so it was dark that when you took a picture everything looked green and with flash everything was white so yeah.

xoxo Bernice

Friday, October 19, 2012

Yum :D

Just finished eating dinner (yes I know you're probs thinking, why'd you only just finish at 9:23? O: that's so late!) well I eat dinner late coz of the time my dad gets home from work and well today we had to wait on my sister who was working until like 8:30 (supposed to be 8 but she went over time).

We ordered food from this korean restaurant in newington (as they have a ton of new stores and restaurants) and it was my first time eating korean food! (: It was quite nice, though they had special rice which was the purple rice LOL and well I didn't try it coz I'm quite picky (thanks to my dad LOL) and well yes. My mum didn't think I'd like it anyways coz she knew which rice that was.

Now I have to go back to doing my hw :( Why did I go pick up my sis (even tho i got food) coz now I've missed 1hr and 15min that I could've used doing my hw :(

xoxo Bernice

Innapropriate Maths

LOL okay so this is awkward. I'm doing my tutor homework and I just looked back at a previous question I had completed and I had written '20x' then crossed it out coz it cancelled out with the denominator of the fraction (20) and well now it looks like I wrote 'sex' somehow.

AHAHAHAHAHAAA. Hopefully the person who marks my homework doesn't notice..LOL.

Oops.

Ugh okay I better get back to work now or I'll never finish! There's just so much to do :L

xoxo Bernice